Rendered with the soporific slang of America's personality-challenged youth, "Dirty Deeds" is a boring take on the labors of Hercules, as channeled through a group of fraternity and sorority wannabes still waiting to finish high school. Undeveloped freshman Kyle tries to put an end to the ridicule he constantly receives by entering a hazing ritual known as "the deeds" before Zach, a high school senior enamored with Kyle's sister, steps in to sub for Kyle. Zach must perform a string of witless stunts inside a 12 hour period. There isn't one decent performance to be had from a cast of amateur actors (adult actors included). This crew couldn't even make dialing a phone look believable.
Rated PG-13. 87 mins. (D-) (Zero Stars)