RED RIDING HOOD

by

 

Colesmithey.comWith plenty of carry-over intentionality from her experience directing the first "Twilight" film, Catherine Hardwicke goes all CGI-werewolf amid a wild untamed snowy landscape. An uncomfortable undercurrent of incest lurks within its subtext in this revved up telling of the Brothers Grimm's "Little Red Riding Hood" fable. Talk about "unclear on the concept;" this movie doesn't know which way is down.

Hood (film) - Alchetron, The Free Social Encyclopedia

The story is set in Daggerhorn, a small medieval village beset by attacks from a demon canine monster. Valerie (Amanda Seyfried) is troubled by an arranged marriage to Henry (Max Irons), a boy she doesn't love. Her heart is promised to Cesaire (Billy Burke). Cesaire and Valerie bonded many moons ago when the childhood pals killed a rabbit together. So romantic. It's the week of the red moon when the famed werewolf-killer Father Solomon (Gary Oldman) arrives to dispatch the unpredictable beast that recently killed Valerie's sister.

All Sorrows Are Lessened With Bread.” | My Geek Blasphemy

It's shocking that for all of the advances in computer generated imagery, they still can't make a realistic looking werewolf. Lon Chaney's original 1941 werewolf far outshines the hairy beast here. Solomon alerts the town that the changeling monster lurks within the body of one of the townspeople. Misdirected torture leads to more confusion before the werewolf shows his true colors to our blonde lass in the red hooded shawl.

Pin on costumes

Rated PG-13. 100 mins.

2 Stars

Welcome!

Groupthink doesn’t live here, critical thought does. This ad-free website is dedicated to Agnès Varda and to Luis Buñuel.

Get cool rewards when you click on the button to pledge your support through Patreon.

Thanks a lot acorns!

Your kind generosity keeps the reviews coming!

Patreon
FEATURED VIDEO
Smart New Media Custom Videos
Cole Smithey’s Movie Week
COLE SMITHEY’S CLASSIC CINEMA
La Grande Bouffe
Rotten Tomatoes

0 STAR REVIEWS
1 STAR REVIEWS
2 STAR REVIEWS
3 STAR REVIEWS
4 STAR REVIEWS
5 STAR REVIEWS
5th & Park Walking Tour
92NY
AAN
AER Music
AFI Silver Theatre & Cultural Center
AFRICAN AMERICAN CINEMA REVIEWS
AGITPROP REVIEWS
Alhambra Guitarras
Andy Singer
Angelika Film Center
Anthology Film Archives
Anti-War
Archer Aviation
ARCHITECTURAL STYLES OF CARNEGIE HILL WALKING TOUR
Argo Pictures
Barbuto
BDSM REVIEWS
Bellisimo Hats
Bemelmans Bar At The Carlyle
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Big Sur Kate
BIOPIC REVIEWS
BIRDLAND
Birdsall House Craft Beer Gastropub
BLACK AND WHITE REVIEWS
Bob Gruen
BOSSA NOVA
BRITISH CINEMA REVIEWS
Buzzcocks
Calton Cases
CANNES FESTIVAL REVIEWS
Carnegie Hill Concerts
Carnegie Hill Walking Tour
Catraio Craft Beer Shop
CHILDRENS CINEMA REVIEWS
CHINESE CINEMA REVIEWS
Church of Heavenly Rest
Cibo Ristorante Italiano
Cinémathèque Française ‘Henri’ Streaming
CLASSIC CINEMA REVIEWS
Cole’s Patreon Page
Cooper Hewitt Smithsonian Design Museum
COURTROOM DRAMA REVIEWS
COZY COLE
CozyColeSoloBossaNovaGuitar
CRITERION CHANNEL
Criterion Collection
CRITERION REVIEWS
Criterion24/7
Criterioncast
CULT FILM REVIEWS
DANISH CINEMA REVIEWS
EROTIC CINEMA REVIEWS
DOCUMENTARY REVIEWS
DYSTOPIAN CINEMA REVIEWS
FRENCH CINEMA REVIEWS
GAMBLING MOVIE REVIEWS
HORROR FILM REVIEWS
HUNGARIAN CINEMA REVIEWS
INDEPENDENT CINEMA REVIEWS
JAPANESE CINEMA REVIEWS
KOREAN CINEMA REVIEWS
LADY BIRD REVISITED
LGBTQ REVIEWS
LITERARY ADAPTATION REVIEWS
MARTIAL ARTS REVIEWS
MEXICAN CINEMA REVIEWS
Museum Mile Walking Tour
NEO-NOIR REVIEWS
NEW GERMAN CINEMA REVIEWS
FILM NOIR REVIEWS
OSCARS MOVIE REVIEWS
POLITICAL SATIRE REVIEWS
PORN REVIEWS
PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER REVIEWS
PUNK MOVIE REVIEWS
ROMANTIC COMEDY REVIEWS
SCREWBALL COMEDY REVIEWS
SEX MOVIE REVIEWS
SEXPLOITATION MOVIE REVIEWS
SHAKESPEARE CINEMA REVIEWS
SHOCKTOBER! REVIEWS
SILENT MOVIE REVIEWS
SOCIAL SATIRE REVIEWS
SPORTS COMEDY REVIEWS
SPORTS DRAMA REVIEWS
SURFING MOVIE REVIEWS
TRANSGRESSIVE CINEMA REVIEWS
WOMEN FILMMAKER REVIEWS
WOMENS CINEMA REVIEWS
VIDEO ESSAYS

keyboard_arrow_up