BARDO: FALSE CHRONICLE OF A HANDFUL OF TRUTHS

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Screen Shot 2022-11-30 at 4.16.42 PMCondescending, emotionally flat, and narcissistic beyond all unreasonable common sense, Alejandro González Iñárritu’s Fellini rip-off is a flop.

Utter impotence.

Such gross self-indulgence comes at a price.

If I never see another Alejandro González Iñárritu film, that’s fine by me.

Done.

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Wikipedia calls it an "epic black comedy drama." I call it cinematic noise.

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Rich, spoiled Mexican journalist cum filmmaker now living in L.A. has an existential crisis — they used to call it a nervous breakdown — while visiting his people in Mexico.

Yawn.

Alejandro González Iñárritu is a disappointment.

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Iñárritu doesn't have half of the talent he imagines he has.

Sad. Really sad.

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If only the price of this film had been donated to proper charities in Mexico, the money could have been responsibly spent.

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If you want to see a master filmmaker working in Mexico during the time that he lived there, I strongly recommend you check out any and everything by Luis Buñuel.

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Then, if you want to see Fellini's masterful "epic" social satire that Alejandro González Iñárritu copiously copied to make his pale imitation, then get thee to "8 1/2" as soon as humanly possible.

Rated R. 159 mins.

Zero Stars

ZERO STARS

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