My review of "Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire" attracted some telling e-mails from Potter fans whose ability to express themselves has been understandably stunted by keeping their choice of literature on a 5th grade reading level. There was even some appropriately potty-mouthed content to be had.
Jesse and Victoria Couch jesseandvictoria@ak.net
said,
"So you, sir, can take your ignorant, close minded and inaccurate review and shove it up your tight ass."
—Thanks for your thoughts, but aren’t you getting a bit too personal there? Repeat after me, "It’s only a movie."
braxten rutherford netxarb@hotmail.com
said,
"u kept talking as if "the audienct" agreed with u. stop
generalizing, and find a new job."
—Sorry Braxten, but I was unable to find a definition of "u" or "audienct" in the dictionary.
Angel Zelaya angelzelaya@amnet.com
said,
"Do us all a favor and limit yourself to criticize the movies, as you are a very poor book critic obviously."
—Keep up the good grammar Angel.
Jim Fetter jfetter1@hotmail.com
said
"Read your review …of Goblet of Fire
…and you are a bonified idiot…."
—Put down the bong Jim.
