OPERATION SNOWBALL: MY FIRST CAREER IN SHOW BUSINESS

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You’d be hard-pressed to track down any information on Google about Jerry Harmon’s Operation Snowball.

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Making my stage debut at three-years-old with the ladies in costume.

Sometime in December of 1967, when I was just three-years-old, my stepdad Jerry Harmon launched a touring magic act project called Operation Snowball. I was the (very) young assistant.

Costumes baby.

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Under the auspices of Operation Snowball, “King Karnak, Barbie, and Cole” would become a ten-year annual touring magic show across the state of Virginia. The purpose of the act was to provide Christmastime entertainment for the patients at all, or most, of the mental institutions in Virginia; there were a lot mental hospitals in those days. Western State Hospital in Staunton, Virginia was on the list.

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Every year we’d kick off the tour with a show at the Towne Theater on Broad Street in Richmond before heading over to the Governor’s office for a photo op with the reigning Governor, who would give his blessing for our two-week tour that followed.

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I distinctly remember meeting Governor Mills Godwin on several occasions. A government limo would drive us to a nearby airport where a government appointed pilot from Civil Air Patrol would fly us, with our gear, in a Cessna twin-engine plane to our shows. Jerry, a captain in CAP, would pilot the plane sometimes. I loved it. I wanted to be a pilot. Civil Air Patrol even had a boys pilot program for pre-teen boys to fly planes. I remember going to a exhibition event where I watched boys my age (around 11) fly planes. Naturally they had an instructor with them, but still those kids took off, flew around, and landed those planes. 

How cool can you get. 

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Having a blast with my dad on tour.

There were times when we had to land in cow pastures. No shit. I mean, except for the cow poop. Sometimes we hit severe winter turbulence that would make the most hardened pilots lose their lunch. I was such a sleepy little kid that no amount of sudden altitude drops or bump-and-grind turbulence could wake me from my slumber.  

Jerry had been a medic in the Korean war before being switched to intelligence where he trained soldiers in specialized combat techniques, such as decapitation using piano wire. Watermelons stood in for actual heads. Jerry flew fighter pilot missions over Korea, during one of which he had to crash-land his plane. The plane’s windshield exploded into his face, leaving scars from where tiny pieces of glass had to be extracted with tweezers.

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Back stage at the "Disaster Headquarters."

At 6' 2'', Jerry was the epitome of rugged handsomeness.

One story goes that he killed one of his own men for being a traitor.

Fiction?

Perhaps.

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When he started Operation Snowball, Jerry was riding ambulance duty for a volunteer rescue squad in Richmond when he wasn’t doing live television news broadcasts for a local station. He’d later become a radio announcer for WEZS (Easy Listening), while teaching Standard First Aid to Richmond police recruits every Tuesday night. I spent more Tuesday nights learning first aid downtown at the Richmond Police Station than I can remember.

Jerry cared about the Mental Health movement in Virginia. He worked for a Mental Health agency headquartered in one of the most beautiful buildings on Monument Avenue. So it was that we’d pull into the parking lot of Eastern State Hospital in Williamsburg in the early afternoon, rush in to a cafeteria area with a stage, and perform for a half hour to war vets and mentally ravaged patients whose suffering was only being exacerbated by abuses they were suffering at the hands of their guards.

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King Karnak, Barbie, and Cole at The Towne Theatre in Richmond.

Jerry Harmon was a consummate performer. He wore a black cape à la Count

Dracula. His black hair was slicked back. Jerry had studied voice with the great Don Ameche, and copied Ameche's pencil-thin mustache. 

When Jerry spoke in public, heads turned.

Jerry had a line of show patter so shiny you could eat off it.

“Ice, the only thing in the world that is what it is cracked up to be.”

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My mom and I were the assistants.

I had a “Twiggy and Stumpy” bit that I did where I pulled faces. I wore a Philip Morris-styled outfit with a pill box hat with an elastic cord that wrapped under my chin. It was uncomfortable as hell but this was show business after all.

I don’t have much memory of specific years; they all just blend together. But I have a strong memory of the first time I became aware of just who our audience was. I looked out from the stage at the grinning faces of people who would return to an abyss of sadness the moment we left their facility. I saw a Viet Nam war vet in a wheelchair. The man had no arms or legs. Tears of joy streamed down his face as he watched our act.

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I was probably five or six at the time but I didn’t need anyone to explain to me how or why this poor man had arrived at this sad fate.

War had robbed this poor human being of his humanity. Long before I hit puberty, I had an ingrained hatred of war that I carry to this day.

The Clash, Elvis Costello, and Elem Klimov confirmed my chosen ethics. 

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Jerry used a clothes hamper that he had dressed into a snazzy rolling lectern from which he would take out rope, Chinese Linking Rings, and a host of other tricks.

KING KARNAK was emblazoned across the front. Jerry was a master at sleight of hand. David Blane had nothing on Jerry. I watched my dad blow people's minds at cocktail parties. Billiard Balls were a favorite. The show would climax with Jerry chopping my mom’s head off with a guillotine purchased at Al's Magic Shop in Washington, D.C.

Some members of the audience would have to be escorted out of the room before the trick could be completed. The patients would frequently mob us as we made our way to our waiting limo. It was frightening sometimes, but we were already on our way to our next show. We did two or three shows a day for our two-week run.

Exhausting.

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I’ve since gone down to Richmond looking through Public Library microfiche files of the Richmond News Leader and Times Dispatch (both newspapers I delivered as a paperboy in my neighborhood from 11 to 14) for articles or photos from the Operation Snowball years (1967 to 1976), but I couldn’t find anything.

It’s funny to think that I had my introduction to show business at such a young age, but I learned the same fundamental lesson that anyone who dares set foot on the boards does; the show must go on.

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Shredding VCU like a boss in '77.

Us paperboys called 'em The News Bleeder and The Times Disgrace. I got to read my own newspaper copy everyday. That was cool.

I even landed a couple skateboarding photos in the News Leader. That's me skating the Pollak Building at VCU. Bitchin'.

Regarding Operation Snowball, I took special satisfaction in bringing fleeting moments of joyful entertainment to people without hope.

Jerry treated Operation Snowball like a military mission that had to be prepared for, executed, and completed without complaint. He never got paid a dime for his efforts. He might not have been the best dad, but Jerry was a humanitarian, as evidenced by his actions. Jerry had a huge ego, and was quite a braggart, but I never once heard him brag about Operation Snowball. That was something special. Perhaps someday you'll be able to see and read evidence of Operation Snowball on the internet.

Operation Snowball was a big deal for ten years.

Then came The Rockin' Dogs.

Play "Candy Rock" Live!

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THE ROCKIN' DOGS at Saigon Palace in San Diego 1984


ColeSmithey.comDave, Sam, Jane, and Cole — THE ROCKIN' DOGS in San Diego 1983


ColeSmithey.comTHE ROCKIN' DOGS at Saigon Palace in San Diego 1984

ColeSmithey.comTHE ROCKIN' DOGS ON FILM

ColeSmithey.comTHE ROCKIN' DOGS at Saigon Palace in San Diego 1984

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THE ROCKIN' DOGS FREE LUNCH (1984) at SDSU

ColeSmithey.comTHE ROCKIN' DOGS at Saigon Palace in San Diego 1984


ColeSmithey.comTHE ROCKIN' DOGS doing damage in downtown S.D. at STUDIO 517

ColeSmithey.comTHE ROCKIN' DOGS at STUDIO 517 in San Diego 1984

ColeSmithey.comTHE ROCKIN' DOGS Publicity Photo 1984

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To quote Lux Interior of "The Cramps," "I learned all I know by the age of nine."

 

Over the years of working as a film critic in NYC, I had many opportunities to interview or meet celebrities. Many Cannes and New York Festivals enabled me to see and meet some of Cinema's finest talents. Here I've compiled a collection of photos I took on those special occasions. Some of these talented people are no longer with us, so it's especially touching to revisit them here.

Enjoy.

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Cannes, Cannes, Cannes!

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Lunch with Catherine Deneuve at Cannes — "Persepolis"

ColeSmithey.comGuillermo det Toro & Ivana Baquero in Cannes — "Pan's Labyrinth"

ColeSmithey.comMichelle Monahan & Val Kilmer in Cannes — "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

ColeSmithey.comRobert Downey Jr. & Val Kilmer in Cannes

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ColeSmithey.comJean Reno & Audrey Tautou in Cannes — "The DaVinci Code"

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Neil Rosen & Cole at the Fox Searchlight Party

ColeSmithey.comAngelina Jolie in Cannes

ColeSmithey.comPenelope Cruz & Pedro Almodovar in Cannes

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ColeSmithey.comPeter Bogdanovich in NYC

ColeSmithey.comJason Ritter & Don Roos in NYC — "Happy Endings"

ColeSmithey.comPaul Thomas Anderson & Daniel Day-Lewis in NYC

ColeSmithey.comRichard Linklater & Eric Schlosser in Cannes — "Fast Food Nation"

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David Cone

ColeSmithey.comAshley Olsen in NYC

ColeSmithey.comWerner Herzog in NYC — "Grizzly Man"

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Wim Wenders in Cannes — "Don't Come Knockin'"

ColeSmithey.comBruno Dumont in NYC

ColeSmithey.comSam Shepard in Cannes — "Don't Come Knockin'"

ColeSmithey.comQuentin Tarantino in Cannes 2004

ColeSmithey.comNorman Jewison in NYC — "The Statement"

ColeSmithey.comDoug Jones & Richard Jenkins in NYC — "The Shape of Water"

ColeSmithey.comLee Daniels in NYC — "The Paperboy"

ColeSmithey.comTom Hanks in Cannes — "The DaVinci Code"

ColeSmithey.comRon Howard in Cannes

ColeSmithey.comCillian Murphy & Pádraic Delaney — "The Wind That Shakes The Barley"

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ColeSmithey.comMathieu Amalric in NYC

ColeSmithey.comIan McKellen in NYC

ColeSmithey.comMalcolm McLeren in Cannes — "Fast Food Nation"

ColeSmithey.comTom Arnold in NYC — "Gardens of the Night"

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Michael Keaton in NYC

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Keanu Reeves in Cannes — "A Scanner Darkly"

ColeSmithey.comMicky Rourke, Darren Aronofsky, Marisa Tomei — "The Wrestler"

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ColeSmithey.comJim Jarmusch in Cannes — "Gimme Danger"

ColeSmithey.comIggy Pop in Cannes — "Gimme Danger"

ColeSmithey.comEthan Hawke in Cannes

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Scarlett Johansson — "Girl With A Pearl Earring"

ColeSmithey.comElle Fanning in Cannes — "The Neon Demon"

ColeSmithey.comNicolas Winding Refn in Cannes — "The Neon Demon"

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Kevin Kline in Cannes

ColeSmithey.comAtom Egoyan in Cannes — "Where the Truth Lies"

ColeSmithey.comRachel Blanchard in Cannes — "Where The Truth Lies"

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102_0270Audrey Tautou

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Sir Anthony Hopkins "The World's Fastest Indian"

ColeSmithey.comEmma  Watson

ColeSmithey.comSarah Polley in Cannes

ColeSmithey.comJim Jarmusch in Cannes — "Broken Flowers"

ColeSmithey.comKen Loach in Cannes — "The Wind That Shakes The Barley"

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Roger Donaldson — "The World's Fastest Indian"

ColeSmithey.comErrol Morris in NYC — "Standard Operating Procedure"

ColeSmithey.comPaul Thomas Anderson in NYC

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Bobby Cannavale in NYC

ColeSmithey.comColin Ferrel in NYC — "In Bruges"

ColeSmithey.comAsia Argento

ColeSmithey.comEllen (nee Elliot) Page — "Hard Candy"

ColeSmithey.comMark Ruffalo in NYC — "In The Cut"

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Wyclef Jean in NYC — "Dirty"

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Agnès Jaoui at the New York Film Festival

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Stew & Spike Lee in NYC — "Passing Strange"

ColeSmithey.comPaul Bettany in Cannes

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Former President Bill Clinton

ColeSmithey.comRobert Kennedy Jr.

ColeSmithey.comJennifer Connelly

ColeSmithey.comClive Owen — "The International"

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Greg Kinnear in Cannes

Mai Masri2Mai Masri — "3000 Nights"

ColeSmithey.comNick Stahl — "The Door In The Floor"

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Stephen King — "The Mist"

IMG_1263Tom Wolfe

ColeSmithey.comCarice van Houten — "Black Book"

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ColeSmithey.comKeira Knightley — "Atonement"

ColeSmithey.comJames McAvoy

ColeSmithey.comTalia Lugacy & Rosario Dawson

ColeSmithey.comMichael Pitt

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Brady Corbett

ColeSmithey.comSam Rockwell

ColeSmithey.comDanny Boyle

ColeSmithey.comDev Patel

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Jonathan Waxman

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Tony Visconti

ColeSmithey.comLeee Black Childers

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Matthew Fox & Dennis Quaid

ColeSmithey.comTaylor Sheridan, Chris Pine & Ben Foster in Cannes

ColeSmithey.comChris Pine & Ben Foster in Cannes — "Hell or High Water"

ColeSmithey.comHarvey Pekar in Cannes — "American Splendor"

ColeSmithey.comGeraldine Chaplin in Cannes

ColeSmithey.comRichard Schickel & Geraldine Chaplin

ColeSmithey.comNick Cave — "The Proposition"

ColeSmithey.comWilliam Friedkin in Cannes — "Bug"

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Hector Babenco in Cannes — "Carandiru"

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Olivier Assayas

ColeSmithey.comNatalie Portman in NYC — "V For Vendetta"

ColeSmithey.comUma Thurman in NYC — "My Super Ex-Girlfriend"

ColeSmithey.comDonnie Wahlberg in NYC

ColeSmithey.comJet Li in NYC — "Unleashed"

ColeSmithey.comTony Jaa in NYC


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Robert Forster in NYC

ColeSmithey.comMichael Caine in NYC

ColeSmithey.comChristian Bale in NYC

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Aaron Eckhart in NYC

ColeSmithey.comDaniel Day-Lewis

ColeSmithey.comCatherine Zeta-Jones in NYC — "No Reservations"

ColeSmithey.comDaniel Radcliffe in NYC

ColeSmithey.comAlly Sheedy

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Michael K. Williams & Ally Sheedy — "Life During Wartime"

ColeSmithey.comChristopher Sherwood — "All Is Vanity"

ColeSmithey.comCole with Jason Ritter & Don Roos — "Happy Endings"

ColeSmithey.comMichelle Williams at the New York Film Festival — "My Week With Marilyn"

ColeSmithey.comHeath Ledger in NYC — "I'm Not There"

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ColeSmithey.comDon Cheadle & Emayatzy Corinealdi — "Miles Ahead"

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Rick Crom — "Oh, Rick"

ColeSmithey.comMandy Moore & Justin Theroux in NYC

ColeSmithey.comJustin Theroux in NYC

ColeSmithey.comMandy Moore in NYC

ColeSmithey.comMandy Moore in NYC

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John Cusack

ColeSmithey.comMatthew Fox in NYC — "Vantage Point"

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Val Kilmer in NYC

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ColeSmithey.comMicky Rourke — "The Wrestler"

ColeSmithey.comVincent Gallo in Cannes — "Brown Bunny"

ColeSmithey.comGuillermo del Toro in NYC — "The Shape of Water"

ColeSmithey.comJohn Doe in Portland, Washington

ColeSmithey.comIan Hunter in NYC

ColeSmithey.comElvis Costello, Nick Lowe & Robyn Hitchcock in NYC

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Pete Thomas in NYC

Steve NaiveSteve Naive

ColeSmithey.comMartin Scorsese — "Shine A Light"

ColeSmithey.comKeith Richards & Charlie Watts in NYC — "Shine A Light"

ColeSmithey.comMick Jagger in NYC

ColeSmithey.comCharlie Watts

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Daniel Craig in NYC — "Layer Cake"

ColeSmithey.comKimberly Pierce — "Stop-Loss"

ColeSmithey.comCuba Gooding Jr. in NYC — "Dirty"

ColeSmithey.comLeonardo DiCaprio in NYC — "The Departed"

ColeSmithey.comForest Whitaker in NYC — "Panic Room"

ColeSmithey.comGretchen Mol in NYC — "The Notorious Bettie Page"

ColeSmithey.comGael Garcia Bernal in Cannes — "Babel"

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Alejandro G. Iñárritu in Cannes — "Babel"

ColeSmithey.comPierce Brosnan at The Essex House

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Jeremy Workman — "The World Before Your Feet"

ColeSmithey.comOn the Red Carpet in Cannes!

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ColeSmithey.com5th & Park Film and Fiction Walking Tour.

ColeSmithey.comHotel room rehearsals baby.

ColeSmithey.comCOZY COLE at Birdsall House in Peekskill, NY 2020


ColeSmithey.comCOZY COLE solo Bossa Nova at NYC's Central Park 2021


ColeSmithey.comCOZY COLE at The Metropolitan Club 2022

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