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October 26, 2005

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ColeSmithey.comEwan McGregor, Naomi Watts, and Ryan Gosling lower their box office merit with this unbaked psychological thriller about a suicidal man (Gosling) taunting his eccentric psychologist (McGregor) after surviving a horrible car accident.

Screenwriter David Benioff ("Troy") is largely to blame for the cinematic disaster, but director Marc Forster ("Finding Neverland") does nothing to salvage the film from certain obscurity.

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Instead of giving the story a proper plot twist or two, the filmmakers succeed only in untying it completely.

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Do not spend your money on this waste of celluloid.

Rated R. 98 mins.

Zero StarsZERO STARS

Cozy Cole

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