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January 30, 2006

THE NEW WORLD

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ColeSmithey.comOne-hit-wonder director Terrence Malick ("Badlands") condemns his overwrought career to final damnation with a flatulent telling of the ill-fated romance between English settler John Smith and Native American Pocahontas.

Colin Farrell ("Alexander") plays Captain Smith to 14-year-old newcomer Q’orianka Kilcher’s Pocahontas, while Mailck’s Steadicam focuses on interminable shots of water, trees, and mud puddles.


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Malick’s body-modified American Indians look more like bohemian ravers from the final "Matrix" movie than like any Native Americans who ever walked on the banks of the Chesapeake.

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"The New World" is a movie that promises to leave its viewers with a bigger headache than you’d get contemplating the current state of global affairs.

This movie gave me a long, bad headache.

Rated PG-13. 150 mins.Zero StarsZERO STARS

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