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September 24, 2006

HAVEN

COLE SMITHEY

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ColeSmithey.comLightweight man-boy actor Orlando Bloom co-produced "Haven," made in 2004, where he plays Shy an emotionally scarred young man whose interracial love for Andrea (Zoe Saldana) ensnares them in a cycle of violence.

The unlikely couple live on Grand Cayman Island where the rules of money are different.

Hidden cash baby. 

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Get it?

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Writer/director Frank E. Flowers loses track of his own narrative puzzle, that includes a story about a shady but rich Floridian (Bill Paxton) with an 18-year-old daughter (Agnes Bruckner ) escaping to Grand Cayman from the feds who want to arrest him.

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The haven of the film’s title refers to the Cayman Islands as both a tax haven and a tropical asylum from dangers of the western world.

Rated R. 118 mins.

2 Stars

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