ICE PRINCESS

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This dumb-as-a-stump teen girl coming-of-age movie, envisions Casey (Michelle Trachtenberg) as a high school physics geek who turns into an ice skating pro. Casey's knowledge of physics kick starts her transition.

Kim Cattrall gives the only interesting performance in a movie that diminishes the usually dependable talents of Joan Cusack, as the mother of the princess.

Arcane ice skating terminology is freely spouted as our predictable heroine achieves ice skating accolades in spite of her affinity for falling on her bum in every competition she enters.

When little Ms. Smarty Pants purposefully blows her Harvard interview in order to pursue skating, you know which chain is being pulled.

Rated G. 92 mins.