THE WHOLE TEN YARDS

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Proof that most sequels should be avoided, “The Whole Ten Yards” vaporizes the humor of its superior 1999 precursor “The Whole Nine Yards.”

Former cast members Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, Natasha Henstridge and Kevin Pollak return to a world of goofy hit-men wherein retired hitman-turned-homebody Jimmy (Willis) has since gone on the lam in Mexico with his hit-woman wife Amanda Peet.

Accident-prone paranoid dentist Oz (Perry) seeks Willis’ assistance when his wife Cynthia (Henstridge) is kidnapped by the Hungarian mob.

There’s barely a laugh to be had in this miserable pratfall filled goose chase of a movie.

Rated PG-13. 99 mins.