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June 06, 2009

SURVEILLANCE — CANNES 2008

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ColeSmithey.comFrom the looks of her latest cinematic abomination, it seems Jennifer Lynch is doomed to forever be regarded as David Lynch’s untalented daughter.

Jennifer Lynch's first film in 15 years, after the unwatchable “Boxing Helena,” is the kind of slapdash gore-fest you’d expect from Rob Zombie, although even he might take offense at the comparison.

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A violent serial-killer-murder-sequence shifts to a pair of overly affectionate FBI agents (played by Bill Pullman and Julia Ormond) arriving at a desert town police station to interview impudent local cops about a highway massacre that left one cop wounded and his partner dead.

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Alternating flashbacks show an abusive pair of cops (played by French Stewart and co-writer Kent Harper) shooting out tires on passing cars before playing good-cop-bad-cop with their prey, that necessarily includes a vacationing family with a little girl and a pair of drug addicts.

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There’s a big twist at the end, but not a bit of competent writing or filmmaking to be had.

If you ever wondered how one movie could discredit a film festival’s programmer, “Surveillance” is it.

Rated R. 97 mins.

Zero StarsZERO STARS

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It was awful, and yet it scared me to death. :<

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