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April 10, 2010

LA MISSION

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ColeSmithey.comBenjamin Bratt puts his best foot forward in this cliché-riddled drama set in San Francisco's Mission District barrio.

Written and directed by Bratt's filmmaker brother Peter Bratt, "La Mission" is about widower Che Rivera (well played by Benjamin Bratt), a tattoo-covered MUNI bus driver and ex-con, whose academically driven teenage son Jesse (Jeremy Ray Valdez) is secretly gay.

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Che brutally kicks Jesse out of their home when he discovers photo evidence of Jesse's hidden lifestyle.

What follows is a preachy diatribe on Che's self identity as a low-rider whose masculinity he compares with the posters of Marlon Brando and Clint Eastwood that adorn the garage workshop where he keeps his super clean hot rod looking good.

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An unspeakably lame subplot involving a romantic entanglement between Che and his African American agenda-wielding neighbor Lena (Erika Alexander) pulls the narrative off its axis.

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More "after-school-special" than theatrical release material, "La Mission" is a movie that doesn't know how to get at the real story it wants to tell. 

Rated R. 117 mins.

2 Stars

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