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February 02, 2013

GIRLS AGAINST BOYS

Girls Against BoysStealing liberally from “Ms. 45” and “Baise-Moi” — two significantly superior female-revenge movies — writer-director Austin Chick still manages to come up half a movie short.

The best thing “Girls Against Boys” has going for it is Danielle Panabaker (“Piranha 3DD”). The hot-to-trot actress plays Shae, a college student/bar tender with very poor taste in men. Freshly jilted by her much older boyfriend Terry (Andrew Howard) — after he discloses that he is married with a daughter — Shae gets raped in the hallway of her Manhattan apartment building by a guy who escorts her home after a late night party. Shae teams up with the inexplicably homicidal Lu (played by the alien-looking Nicole LaBiberte) for a male-killing spree wherein neither girl shows any emotion or surprise at the excessive amount of blood they extract from their victims.

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The filmmakers manage to ratchet up some tension and suspense — but to no significant end. Devoid of humor, style, and any sense of narrative craftsmanship, “Girls Against Boys” is a truly awful rip-off.

Rated R. 87 mins.

Zero Stars

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