GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY

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Proof that filmmaking is a thing of the past, "Glass Onion" is a tone-deaf crime comedy whose overblown budget would have been better spent on New York City's infrastructure.

Memo to Rian Johnson, nobody in their right mind gives a flying fuck in a rolling doughnut about your little Elon Musk-styled billionaires pretending, or not pretending, to rule the world by playing stupid games.

Pointless.

There's no "mystery" here.

Not funny or entertaining.

Daniel Craig must just be cashing in his chips before retiring.

Good on him and goodbye if that's the case.

"Glass Onion" isn't a movie; it's a product.

However, you can't eat it, you can't buy anything with it, and you can't watch it with any enthusiasm.

Bored rich people breaking things, blah, blah, blah, blah.

It's not "a Rian Johnson Whodunnit," it's "a Rian Johnson Why'd You Bother?"

Rated PG-13. 139 mins.

ZERO STARS