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November 22, 2009

THE ROAD

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ColeSmithey.com"The Road" is like the proverbial tree that falls in the forest when no human or animal is around. Whether or not it makes a sound is a moot point.

Based on Cormac McCarthy's 2006 novel, director John Hillcoat makes no attempt to convert screenwriter Joe Penhall's straight-line rendition into a narrative arc.

It doesn't help that the characters don't have names. Viggo Mortensen plays "the Man."

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His 11-year-old son is "the Boy" (played blankly by Kodi Smit-McPhee). After being deserted by "the Wife" (played by Charlize Theron), Man and Boy wander a gray post-apocalyptic America where no explanation of what happened to wipe out most of the country is ever given.

Determined to make it south to the ocean, our homeless duo encounter marauding gangs of murderers and cannibals.

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The baddies are menacing enough, but any attendant suspense is blunted by the movie's lack of narrative structure.

The Man has only two bullets in his revolver, reserved for murder-suicide should the situation ever require such desperate measures.

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Robert Duvall plays the film's most empathetic character, a fellow traveler on the film's road to nowhere.

"The Road" is a one-note road version of "Waiting for Godot," minus Samuel Beckett's brilliant sense of existentialist humor.

Rated R. 113 mins.

2 Stars

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January 11, 2009

THE BIRDS — CLASSIC FILM PICK

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ColeSmithey.comAlfred Hitchcock's 1963 follow-up to "Psycho" (1961) is an ambitious adaptation of a Daphne du Maurier short story.

The famed British filmmaker finds a full dramatic voice to connect his own fetishized sexual concerns to a socially relevant satire of modern mores.

A mysterious natural catastrophe arrives in the form of seagulls, crows, and black birds teaming up to attack humanity at large.

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Groundbreaking on several levels of cinematic technique and dramatic form, "The Birds" combines forward-thinking special effects with an unconventional soundscape to instill a palpable lurking fear in the audience.

Suspense and terrifying sequences hit like a slow moving freight train, steady and hard.

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Listen to Hitchcock's brilliant use of silence.

Although ostensibly about a would-be romance between Melanie and Mitch, the object of her unsubtle pursuit, the only sexual sparks that fly are between Melanie and Mitch's ex-girlfriend Annie Hayworth (Suzanne Pleshette).

These ladies are hot together.

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No doubt about it.

The only time that Melanie seems comfortable during the movie is when she's sharing company with Annie, the small town local elementary school teacher.

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Oh but for our lovely LGBTQ school teachers.

Cheers to them.

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Although not as horrifically shocking as "Psycho," "The Birds" is a more sophisticated film, and represents a high watermark in the prolific career of a true maestro of cinema.

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Tippi Hedren's performance as Melanie, a social butterfly who becomes caged by external conditions, is remarkable for its directness.

Talk about an unreliable protagonist, Melanie Daniels proves to be a compulsive liar at every turn. Melanie is a fluent interloper.

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Mitch's mother has reason to be worried.

Still, Mitch doesn't think too much with his penis. He has loftier goals, or so it seems.

Ms. Hedren fulfills the stylized nature of the material's outrageous demands, while rendering a striking vision of privileged '60s era American womanhood in the cross-hairs of a looming supernatural trauma.

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Rod Taylor's object of desire Mitch, carries his mother as a burden like none other.

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Endlessly watchable, "The Birds" is a cinematic masterpiece that can be read on many levels, providing insight into every aspect of modern filmmaking and dramaturgy.

"The Birds" is an anti-capitalist satire that dares to describe a modern-day dystopia wherein humankind is swallowed up whole.

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Masterpiece, check.

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Start unpacking.

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Rated PG-13. 119 mins.

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