Grading Cannes 2005

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In the past 10 days I’ve seen 30 movies and interviewed a slew of directors and actors. Here’s a quick graded guide to the films I’ve screened.

1) Lemming (Dominik Moll) C

2) Kilometre Zero ((Hiner Saleem) C

3)

Midnight

Movies: From The Margin To The Mainstream (Stuart Samuels) A-

4) Match Point (Woody Allen) A-


5) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Shane Black) B

6) Shadowing The Third Man A-

7) Last Days (Gus Van Sant) D

8) Where The Truth Lies (Atom Egoyan) B

9) The Power Of Nightmares (Adam Curtis) A

10) Come (Mike Figgis) C

11) Hidden (Michael Haneke) C+

12) Murderball B-

13) Punk: Attitude B

14) I Know Where I’m Going (Restored Classic by Michael Powell, 1945) B

15) King Boxer (1973 Kung Fu Classic From Run Run Shaw Studios) B

16) Down In The Valley (David Jacobson, Starring Ed Norton) C+

17) A History Of Violence (David Cronenberg) B-

18) The King (James Marsh, Starring Gael Garcia Bernal) C

19) Manderlay (Lars Von Trier) B+

20) Hard Candy (David Slade) A

21) Broken Flowers (Jim Jarmusch) B-

22)

Wolf

Creek

(Greg Mclean) C

23) To Paint Or Make Love (Arnaud and Jean-Marie Larrieu) C+

24) The Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada (Tommy Lee Jones) B-

25) James Dean: Forever Young (Michael J. Sheridan) (B)

26) Avenge But One Of My Two Eyes (Avi Mograbi) B-

27) Free Zone (Amos Gitai, Starring Natalie Portman) C-

28) Don’t Come Knocking (Wim Wenders, Starring Sam Shepard and Jessica Lange) B

29) Junebug (Phil Morrison) B+

30) Chromophobia (Martha Fiennes) C-

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