Ashton Kutcher produced this toxic film bomb in which he plays pretty boy hit man Spencer Aimes. Spence trades in his cut-throat line of work after meeting bride-to-be Jen (Katherine Heigl) while on a little job in Nice, France. Jen is a little too close for comfort with her "pilot" dad (Tom Selleck) and alcholic mom (Catherine O'Hara) who accompany her on the vacation.
Jump three-years later to Spencer and Jen keeping home in a ritzy suburb. Spencer is working for an architecture firm when a 20-million-dollar reward on his head means that his co-workers and neighbors are actively out to kill him.
Many rounds of inaccurate ammunition are fired, and much property damage exacted, as the story slips into a free fall of dumb violence while Jen warms to the fact that her lying sack-of-bullets husband is a former assassin who has recently impregnated her.
Kutcher's reputation as a shrewd businessman just got knocked beneath the basement.
Rated R. 109 mins.
ZERO STARS










